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August 2005 Issue 2
Science
Scientists clone pro-cloning campaigners
Professor Havel and his assistant check all the anti-cloning DNA has been completely destroyed
British scientists say they have cloned the country's first pro-cloning campaigner. The Redtower University team took eggs from 11 anti-cloning campaigners, removed the genetic material and replaced it with DNA from pro-clone stem cells.

The aim of this kind of work - the subject of fierce debate - is to make cloned embryos which will eventually grow into fine, strong campaigners for the good of cloning.

Professor David Havel points out that, "there is a strong anti-cloning feeling in this country. A large majority of the population are against it, but not for long. We can reproduce much faster than any 'traditional' method and we can be sure our 6' 2", blond haired, DNA type EK11 model will think about cloning in exactly the same way as we do".

This comes as a blow to the opposing voices who are restricted to sluggish, imperfect methods of reproduction which on average has a mere 76% anti-cloning yield.

"I have to admit in situations like this cloning clearly does have its advantages", explained anti-cloning activist Gerry Novo, "and if we could guarantee all our children would be anti-cloning we'd probably give it a shot too, but in principal I am damn oppossed".

A chilling view of the armies of cloned scientists

With the first succesful batch of pro-cloners already in production, the rate of growth is expected to mushroom over the coming years. Best analysis predicts that a pro-cloning majority will be a reality by 2018.

The use of cloned embryos to sway public opion is indeed controversial. Some believe that building armies of like mided clones may have some other social impacts. Others fear the scientists could create vast armies of themselves and march through the land crushing everything in their wake.