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An
armed officer keeps the area clear minutes before
the pigeon was destroyed using repetitive gun fire
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A new terror
alert has been issued across the country after an overweight
pigeon
stuffed with explosives was shot and killed outside a Birmingham
shopping centre.
The pigeon is thought
to have flown to the UK from a terror training base in Afghanistan, after
being force fed semtex explosives for the last 2 months.
It was revealed the pigeon had a mobile phone receiver attached
to its wing and was to be detonated after it
had landed at its intended target.
The terror bird would have succeeded in its
mission had it not been spotted acting suspiciously outside
the Fort Shopping Park in Birmingham by the vigilant watch
of local shoppers.
"I was just popping in to collect some dry cleaning when
I spotted this enormous pigeon walking back and forward in
the
car park
area", explained local shopper Philip Simpson, "I
knew by the way it was acting and by its size that something
wasn't right,
so I called 999 and explained the situation".
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The
body of the failed pigeon terrorist which was
eventually
swept up and taken away for analysis
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Anti-terror squads were immediately on
the scene and the area was quickly evacuated. The police took
no chances with the bird and rapidly shot its head off. It
was only after the dead birds contents were analysed that it
was revealed just how deadly the bird was.
This is the first case of pigeons being used
as suicide bombers and the potential risk from these flying
terrors is only just being realised.
All British police have been issued with a
shoot to kill directive on any suspicious pigeons
and the public have been asked to be especially watchful of
any
pigeons that
show signs of bloating or stumpy feet.
A new Anti-Pigeon bill is expected to be rushed
through in the next few days which will aim to control the possession
of pigeons and to clamp down on any pigeon training within the
British isles. |