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Australian
Prime Minister John Howard and
Japanese
Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi love the plan
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The new US/ Asia-Pacific climate
pact has been gaining increased international
support
thanks to its laid back and 'groovy' style.
Former signatories of the old uptight Kyoto
agreement have been trying out the new pact which will allow
them
to set their own goals for reducing greenhouse gas emissions
individually, with no interference from international
committees.
The US led pact outlines ways of reaching
emissions targets with the least amount of effort.
Countries agreeing to the
new plan can simply set their own emissions target at the
end of the year, after they have already been emitted, which
gives them
much more time to just chill out.
Both the US and Australia have refused to
ratify Kyoto, which came into effect earlier this year, partly,
they say, because the actual limitations imposed by the
agreement don't fit with the industrial growth of the country.
This new pact, however, will mean a countries climate considerations
can be pushed way below industrial development - where it belongs.
"This is a win-win situation", said
Australian Prime Minister John Howard, "we've all got
a new set of goals identified and we're going to stick to them,
and those bloody,
lentil eating, lefties can see our targets are being achieved".
Critics say the new deal may not be as good
as some have proposed.
"It's a complete load of bollocks",said
Sir Bernard Johnson, the UK government's chief scientific adviser,
"it is impossible to reduce the worlds greenhouse gas
emissions if there is not a world agreement. It does however
fit the
huge bloated needs of the US and because of that it will probably
become even more
popular".
US Deputy Secretary of State Robert Zoellick
laughed off these claims and insists the new pact will in fact
complement the old Kyoto agreement, annoyingly referring to it
as 'Kyoto's cooler brother'.
The new Fonzy style 'no rules' deal has come
as a very welcome 'dude' indeed for all its new pals including
China, India, South Korea and Japan and if things keep going well
it is likely that many more countries will start chillin with
the grooviest climate pact around. |