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Deputy Priminister Prescott spotted rambling naked on Google Earth Software
The satelitte image from Google Earth™ has inadvertantly caught Prescott with tadger out
The satelitte image from Google Earth™ has
inadvertantly caught Prescott with tadger out

An unsuspecting user of new software Google Earth™ had the fright of their life when they inadvertently discovered the satellite imagery had captured Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott roaming naked through his back garden.

Internet user Russell Young, 42, discovered the shocking anomaly in the Earth scanning software whilst checking to see if he could see his house, which it turns out is just down the road from Prescotts.

"I was having a look around my area and I spotted a large pink sphere in the middle of a lawn. I thought it was quite strange so I zoomed in with the Google Earth Revealed add on and to my horror it was John Prescott naked", a shaken Young explained.

The Google software ,which offers maps and satellite images for complex or pinpointed regional searches, was launched early this summer.

Google Earth has already come under criticism for its potential evasiveness on peoples lives, but this has been reinforce by the addition of even more powerful software, Google Earth Revealed which has been released this month. This allows subscribers to take normally blurred images of streets and gardens and enhance them to a striking degree.

Internet user Russell Young logs back into Google Earth to show The CC the distressing image
Internet user Russell Young logs back into Google Earth to show The CC the distressing image

Human Rights Activist Brenda Summons points to the unveiling of John Prescotts weiner as a clear example of how this technology is encroaching on the right to privacy of all citizens.

"Aside from the humour of seeing the Deputy Prime Minister strutting around with his little tiddler out, this episode clearly demonstrates the worry we have had for many years. The power that companies like Google have to capture and distribute images of peoples real lives is a threat to civil liberties way beyond anything George Orwell could ever have dreamed up - and its here now", commented Miss Summons

Google representatives have apologised for any distress the images may have caused and insist that invading the privacy of the world is not their intention. Selling enhanced images on demand, however, certainly is.

The Prescott images, which are thought to have been taken earlier this year, come from the Earth-Sat satellite. The incredible fidelity of the picture demonstrates the power of the new software and allows the world to clearly see Prescotts tiny cock and balls.