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November 2005 Issue 5
In Brief

Critics say Brown lacks the Jesus Blair factor for the top job

New survey shows smoking cannabis may cause hatred of government

Anti-heckle legislation will see you shut your gob in 2006


Entertainments

Vague charity link helps poor compilation albums break record sales

Cream reform with noticable lack of trademark vomit covered floor


FEATURE
 
Top Story
Deputy Prime Minister Prescott spotted rambling naked on Google Earth Software
The satelitte image from Google Earth™ has inadvertantly caught Prescott with tadger out
The satelitte image from Google Earth™ has
inadvertantly caught Prescott with tadger out

An unsuspecting user of new software Google Earth™ had the fright of their life when they inadvertently discovered the satellite imagery had captured Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott roaming naked through his back garden.

The images, which are thought to have been taken earlier this year, come from the Earth-Sat satellite. The incredible fidelity of the picture demonstrates the power of the new software and allows the world to clearly see Prescotts tiny cock and balls.
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Asda/Prison duplex to aid difficult prisoner reform procedures

Asda/Prison duplex to aid difficult prisoner reform proceduresSupermarket giants Asda are to work side by side with HM Prison Services to open the first joint supermarket prison, which it hopes will help with the smooth transition of ex-convicts back into society.

The high security supermarket which is being trialed in the Slough area will include 200 prison cells, a parole hearing board, a low budget hostel and the supermarket itself.

It is hoped that the linear flow provided by the new unit will enable prisoners to easily move back into society with minimal disruption in their environment. Full Story >>

 
Other Headlines

NHS opens its broken arms to private enterprise
The Government gave way to market forces today, allowing for the first time, private companies to compete in all aspects of national health care. The decision has been made after years of pressure from private industry to be granted permission to offer the public a competitve health service alternative.

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Lloyds TSB introduce new 20 pence branch entry/exit charges
Llyods TSB introduce new 20 pence branch entry/exit chargesLloyds TSB today announced an unprecedented introduction of bank charges that will see customers obliged to pay 20 pence to enter and exit any of their branches across the UK.
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