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Critics
say Brown lacks the Jesus Blair factor for the top job
New survey shows smoking cannabis may cause
hatred of government
Anti-heckle legislation will see you shut
your gob in 2006
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Vague charity link helps poor compilation
albums break record sales
Cream reform with noticable lack of trademark vomit
covered floor
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Deputy
Prime Minister Prescott spotted rambling naked on Google Earth™
Software
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The
satelitte image from Google Earth™ has
inadvertantly caught Prescott with tadger out
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An unsuspecting user of new software
Google Earth™ had the fright of their life when they inadvertently
discovered the satellite imagery had captured Deputy Prime Minister
John Prescott roaming naked through his back garden.
The images, which are
thought to have been taken earlier this year, come from the
Earth-Sat
satellite. The incredible fidelity of the picture demonstrates
the power of the new software and allows the world to clearly
see Prescotts tiny cock and balls.
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Asda/Prison
duplex to aid difficult prisoner reform procedures
Supermarket
giants Asda are to work side by side with HM Prison Services
to open the first joint supermarket prison, which it hopes
will help with the smooth transition of ex-convicts back
into society.
The high security supermarket which is being
trialed in the Slough area will include 200 prison cells, a parole
hearing board, a low budget hostel and the supermarket itself.
It is hoped that the linear flow provided by
the new unit will enable prisoners to easily move back into society
with minimal disruption in their environment. Full
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NHS
opens its broken arms to private enterprise
The
Government gave way to market forces today, allowing for the first time,
private companies to compete in all aspects of national health care. The
decision has been made after years of pressure from private industry to
be granted permission to offer the public a competitve health service alternative.
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