Blunket filmed in S&M cocaine binge with Colombian arms dealer, insists he'll be back

Blunket and dog Lucy share a joke with Colombian crime lord Fabio Ochoa (not pictured)

Troubled Ex-Cabinet Minister David Blunkett today defiantly insisted that he will return to politics and to the cabinet despite being caught on film in a leather gimp suit, snorting cocaine with a known Colombian arms dealer.

The incident which took place in an unnamed exclusive London hotel is another blow for Mr Blunkett who had begun to claw his way back into favour with the Labour Party in the last few weeks. Full Story >>

Threat of bird flu could bring UK's worst ever hysteria epidemic

With a world on high alert for a seemingly inevitable outbreak of an apocalyptic global disease, the UK too stands ready for what could be the countries worst ever experience of mass hysteria.

The potential hysteria caused by the threat of bird flu is expected to be the worst ever recorded within the British Isles with some anticipating mass assassination of canaries, parrots and parakeets any time soon.
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