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February 2006 Issue 7
In Brief

Same sex divorce rates jump 100% compared to this time last month

Gary Glitter to be shot, diced, cooked and served to stray dogs

Iran: Wind farm programme condemned by international community as potentially sharp


Entertainments

Channel 4 announce new Holocaust Survivor reality show

Gulf War 2 voted best conflict, movie and video game of 21st century


 
 
Top Story

Tory leader blows 'hip youth' disguise, admitting he thinks Westlife are cool

Tory leader David Cameron tries for the third
Tory leader David Cameron tries for the third
time to do his favourite yo-yo trick

Newly appointed Conservative Party leader David Cameron, faced the biggest test of his leadership credentials today when he admitted that he thinks Westlife are 'really, really cool'.

The blunder comes at a crucial time for Mr Cameron who has spent the majority of his leadership so far appearing on youth based television and radio shows naming favourite bands.

Suspicions that Mr Cameron is being coached on popular persuits of the under 30 demographic were confirmed during a radio interview for Spank FM.  Full Story >>

Anne Robinson beheaded by disgruntled quiz show contestant pushed over the edge

Asda/Prison duplex to aid difficult prisoner reform proceduresTV quiz presenter Anne Robinson was beheaded today during filming of a new series of BBC 2's 'The Weakest Link'

The popular TV host suffered fatal lacerations to her head when a disgruntled contestant 'frisbeed' his name card across the studio severing the head clean from her body.
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Other Headlines

24 hour news blamed for UK binge drinking culture
A Health Department think tank has called for a reduction in the availability of round the clock television news in order to tackle the growing rise of the countries binge drinking crisis.

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Jehovah Witness House Calls now illegal under new Anti-Terror Bill
The familiar call of the Jehovahs witness door to door recruitment drive is now officially over as a new anti-terror bill released today prohibits anyone using images of terror for cultural or religious persuasion.
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