 |
Disgruntled
contestant Vernon Galloway was
pushed way too far by insults from Robinson
|
TV quiz presenter Anne Robinson was today
beheaded during filming of a new series of BBC 2's 'The Weakest
Link'
The popular TV host suffered fatal lacerations to her head when
a disgruntled contestant 'frisbeed' his name card across the studio
severing the head clean from her body.
After analysis of video recordings of the show
it appeared that quiz show host Robinson had berated contestant
Vernon Galloway, 32, on four separate occasions throughout the
recording.
"Vernon appeared upset when Anne Robinson
started talking about him the first time. She was accusing him
of being lazy because he was unemployed and she started saying
it wasn't surprising he didn't have a girlfriend because he was
a slob", explained fellow contestant Jill Higginson.
Mr Galloway, who was one of the strongest players
in the quiz, was targeted once again by Robinson at the end of
round 4 when she continued to deride him for his appearance stating,
"You're a very untidy man, aren't you Vernon? You can't get
a girlfriend can you? .... are you too lazy to answer the question
baldy ....?"
Apparently unaware to Ms Robinson, Mr Galloway
had become extremely agitated by these first two sets of insults
as he is seen clenching his fists and sweating whilst never taking
his eye off Robinson.
 |
The
severed head of Anne Robinson continues
smiling annoyingly even after death |
During her third attack, Ms Robinson further
infuriated Mr Galloway by questioning him about his childhood
and asking about his mothers job and where she grew up. Mr Galloway
briefly paused then closed his eyes and calmly answered all her
questions, to this Robinson replied, "RIGHT! We're getting
some discipline into you, boy".
Unfortunately for Ms Robinson, her would be assassin
made it to the second to last round when he was eventually voted
to be the 'weakest link'. The last words ever to come from Anne
Robinsons mouth were, "Vernon. It's time for you to go back
to your bedroom with your man handbag. You are the weakest link
goo.....".
At the very same point an enraged Mr Galloway
flung his Teflon coated name board across the studio floor, instantly
severing Ms Robinsons head from her body.
A cameraman in the BBC studio who witnessed the
whole incident explained that as the severed head rolled up to
his feet it winked patronisingly at him before finally going quiet
for the first time in decades.
|