Christian Voice leader Stephen Green presents the new recruitment mascot 'Evangelical Kneviel'

Members of the extreme religious organisation, Christian Voice, today launched an optimistic recruitment campaign in the shape of 48 year old motorcycle enthusiast 'Evangelical Kneviel'

Kneviel, real name Darryl Thomson, has been hired by the over-serious Jesus fan club to spread the ethos of true belief through mediocre motorcycle stunt performances.

Stephen Green, National Director of Christian Voice, outlined plans to take Kneviel on tour and hopes to use the allure of the motorcycle stunt performances combined with ultra-right christian beliefs to woo new members into the group.

"We are living in country that is witnessing a serious and growing departure of our law from Godly standards, and it is my duty as a servant of God to bring our country back up off its knees", explained Mr Green during an early morning demonstration of Kneviel's skills.

Posters for the summer performances are already been spread across the UK

"This is not just a man on a 50cc motorcycle performing exceptional stunts, this is a Christian soldier of our Lord God smashing the satanic laws of gravity and repelling the wicked heracy of a safe landing. We are taking this show all across Britain and we are willing all Gods children to come and witness Kneviel wield the true power of our Lord through this Holy Yamaha FSi."

The basis of the stunt performance see Kneviel take on the role of a modern day two wheeled Jesus battling against all kinds of objects put in the way by Satan such as traffic cones, stacks of burning rock albums and the eye watering leap of faith across two burning gay men.

The demonstration aims to outline the true and vengeful message of the Lord as well as the horrific wickedness of modern society.

The National Repentance road tour will begin in early June with demonstrations in most major cities throughout the months of June, July and August. Mr Green is asking for everyone who is in the area to come along with the kids, join in on a bit of leisurley repentance, burn some un-godly possesions and just generally have a great day out.

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