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Johnny
Wilson lies motionless after a 6 hour
session of cigarette smoking defiance
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An autopsy report has revealed that
tragic smoker Johnny 'Boy' Wilson suffered a fatal heart attack
after a massive injestion of nicotine during a bravado driven
smoke-off on the final night of legal indoor smoking in Scotland.
It seems Mr Wilsons determination to smoke so
many cigarettes came from his indignation at the new laws that
were to be enforced the next day. His absolute fury at the changes
in the laws probably gave him the adrenelin that allowed him to
smoke such an enormous amount.
Friends of Mr Wilson who were with him on the
night explained how his determinatoin to make the most of the
final hours of indoor smoking lead him to cosume over 11 packets
of Regal King Size, a total of over 200 cigarettes.
Close friend Dave Barrows explained how the
night had unfolded, "we were aw sittin about the pub just like
usual except Johnny kept bangin on about how he hated the fact
that he couldnee smoke in his local anymore. He had a fag in
each hand, one in his mouth and he was smoking and screaming
that he'd damn well make the most of that night."
"We all thought it was just a laugh", said pub
regular Boab Simpson, "we were aw saying 'calm doon Johnny, theres
steam comin oot yer ears', but that was just the smoke backin
up through his nasal passage"
Coroners reports revealed that Mr Wislon had
injested enough nicotine to floor a young camel and would have
had no chance of survival even if his friends hadn't taken 30
minutes to stop laughing at his convulsions.
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